Really? GTFOs!

I think the first Really? GTFO belongs to my laptop, which decided to eff uup on me Friday. Really? Are you kidding me? Then ten minutes before the 7pm deadline for weekly hockey rosters, it goes kaput. Anyways, moving on the Really? GTFOs of the week.


1. Buffalo Bills Passing Game
By far the biggest Really? GTFO! Ryan Fitzpatrick threw for almost 375 yards and 4 TDs! He had two receivers go beserk on this Ravens secondary that just welcomed back Ed Reed. Lee Evans went 105 yards with 3 TDs and Steve Johnson went 158 yards with 1 TD. Against the Ravens? Really? GTFO!

2. Carson Palmer and his wide receivers
Congratulations, you finally had a breakout game with over 400 yards and 3 TDs. Last time he did that was in 2006 when they lost to the Chargers. Jordan Shipley, Chad Ochocinco, and Terrell Owens all had nice games for fantasy owners. Right now, if you're going against the Falcons, start the #1, 2, and 3 receivers. In the three games that QBs have gone for over 300 yards, The Falcons secondary is garbage, they've been torn up so much by solid QBs, this is the third game this season a QB has gone for 300 yards and 3 TDs. The guys who didn't are Alex Smith, Seneca Wallace, Derek Anderson, and Charlie Batch.

3. The only Falcon flying high... RODDY WHITE!
200 yards, 2 TDs, and single-handedly won the game for the ATL against the Bengals! He trashed the Bengals secondary before this game and backed up his talk with his performance. First 200 yard game of the year and first since week 5 last season!

4. Redskins Defense
The Redskins defense has been getting trashed a lot this season, however, against the Bears, they did what the Giants couldn't do, force 5 Jay Cutler turnovers. I predicted at the beginning of the year, that Cutler would have an awesome September and you should trade him in October for max value... looks like I was right... once again... Also, DeAngelo backed up his talk about being matched up on the team's top WR. He took four picks today including one back to the house to shove it down the throats of the Bears. He single-handedly won the game for the Redskins.

5. KENNY BRITT!
Dude shredded the Dallas D, and now it's the Philly D. He should get arrested every week and sit out the first quarter so he can go berserk every week! Kenny Britt has been phenomenal as of late, scoring a TD in each of the past five games. Move over Nate Washington, Kenny Britt is the #1 receiver in the Music City!

6. Dwayne Bowe
I've never been high on Bowe, mainly because he's got a terrible QB, but it seems like Bowe and Cassel have finally got their connection going. Last week, I would've said it was a fluke, this week, I'm gonna say it's a hot streak. If it goes on next week with another 2 TDs, it's legit.

7. Marques Colston
Because he's been driving fantasy owners crazy since they drafted him. He finally got his first TD, 100 yard receiving game, and double digit receptions, all in the same game! If I told u that back in August, would you have drafted him as high as you did? NO! Expect Colston to start lighting it up down the stretch. Although it was against a Cleveland secondary that, quite frankly, has exceed expectations.

8. The Matt Moore to David Gettis connection?
Really? GTFO! No way Matt Moore gets his first 300 yard game against the 49ers. On top of that David Gettis? WTF? David Gettis? 125 yards? 2 TDs? GTFO! Against the 49ers who haven't give up 300 yards passing to a QB all season? Really? I blame it on the fact nobody knew who David Gettis was. He'll be a trendy pickup, but beware that teams will be covering him from here on out. Try to get Steve Smith (CAR) from other owners, because he's going to be a lot more open from here on out.

9. Todd Heap?
Thought this dude would retire at some point... nope! 2 TDs and 59 yards against a weak Bills secondary. Could be an anomaly, but he's got TDs in back to back games.

10. Forgot to mention Jay Cutler, thank you for being Jay Cutler, once again.

11. RUN DMC IS BACK? GTFO!
Yes, Darren McFadden is back, as I painfully witnessed my opponent murder me with him. 4 touchdowns, 196 combined yards. Yes, RUN DMC is back, and there's going to be hell to pay for players from here on out... unless he's on your fantasy team... then you're going to be a very happy owner.

12. Kyle Orton was held to under 200 yards passing for the first time this season... I wonder how that trade for Cutler worked out? Looks really good right now.

13. San Diego (just the team in general)
You hold your opponent to under 200 total yards, Phillip Rivers goes over 300 yards passing, you dominate every facet of the game except for two things! THE TURNOVER RATIO AND THE SCOREBOARD! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! In case you're wondering how to lose games, the Chargers have the perfect recipes. While we're at it, Rivers is gonna have monster games every week, because his offense keeps turning the ball over and they're always coming from behind!

14. Dez Bryant, because he's that sick
3 TDs, including 1 on a punt-return. This guy was the best receiver in the draft and I'm shocked he fell down to the Cowboys. He's gonna be a great receiver for years to come. The next DeSean Jackson! Maybe...

15. Eli Manning
I hate this guy, but I'll give him props, 4 TDs including at least one to Nicks, Smith, and Manningham as well as over 300 yards. He gets props, even though he threw 3 picks, don't expect this to keep going every week.

Next week's Really? GTFOs will be back on Tuesday